Monday, August 27, 2007

Yes Sheila, "Baltimore is a safe city”

Yet another shining example of how "safe" Baltimore truly is. Two men robbed and raped a woman in her Roland Park home last week.

But, have no fear because Mayor Dixon says, "Baltimore is a safe city" so pay no attention to the thug breaking into your house. Furthermore, according to our all-knowing and eminently wise progressive superiors, Baltimore is the same as Aberdeen; so we knuckle-dragging, troglodyte conservatives should shut up and stop worrying.

Please note that Tony Roland Park, is one of the most affluent and exclusive neighborhoods in Baltimore.

1 comment:

Andrew Kujan said...

I for one, am completely terrified to go home tonight. Mission accomplished guys!

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